Valentines Day Take Two

      Here's a little valentines advice for you guy's out there for next year. What not to get your girlfriend, unless you want to sleep on the couch. One, gift certificates; Its impersonable and shows her you didn't take your time and actually think about what she wants. Two, A gym membership; she will think your calling her fat and its over from there. Love what you got. Three, anything that belonged to or reminds you of an ex; If it reminds you of your ex your girlfriend will know. Four,plastic surgery; she wants you to want her the way she is,even if she's unhappy. Five, money; she's not a hooker need I say more? Six, regifting; it makes you cheap. No girl wants someone cheap.Seven,candy and a card be unique its too typical. Do not forget what her likes and dislikes are unless you want to piss her off.Just some other advice.
     When she walks away or leaves she wants you to do anything to get her to stay or at least run after her.When she says, "Do you want to talk about it?", she means you better talk about it because she does. When she says she's okay when you already know she's not, expect hell because she's not.When she says,"What are you thinking about?", she means "Do you still love me?",and you better say yes.Also guys we all know what, "I need some space", means so when your about to bounce try three new words or expect to see the wrath. Oh and do yourself a favor and never ask for a threesome especially with her friend.
      Hope everyone had a wonderful valentines day. Be creative and make your girl happy she deserves the world and more and do it often not just Valentines Day keep it unexpected and exciting. Xoxo Ashley